Monday, March 15, 2010

title pic Parcelnet

Posted by Skytower on Wed March 23, 2005

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Clearly, Parcelnet are a bunch of lunkheads.

They've collected the unwanted 4-year-old's wedding suit (courtesy of Next) that was misdelivered last Saturday – collected it, in fact, from the same place I left it… hung onto the side of the wheelie bin. In return, they've shoved the paperwork from it through my door – remember, this isn't MY goods, so why they've shoved the returns slip through my door is anyone's guess. Appendicised to the returns note are a couple of helpful indicators of what to do in the event of a return in future – eg "STICK TO PARCEL" pointing at the address label, and "FILL OUT AND PUT IN PARCEL NEXT TIME" in the returns note section. Personally, i'd have shoved it up their arse, but I wasn't here when they collected it.

Clearly they've not read the slip that they've put through my door – i.e. the fact that the address on it isn't even in the same county (Allestree, Derbyshire – not even a bus ride away!). Plus i'm also curious as to why the part they so helpfully suggested I "FILL OUT AND PUT IN PARCEL NEXT TIME" is now in my hands and not on the parcel. I shall be e-mailing Parcelnet and enquiring as to why they have such intelligent delivery drivers working for them…

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