Insulted

Posted by Skytower on Wed September 28, 2005

As part of scientific research… no, why lie. I was bored, so I thought I’d go and have a chat with George the award winning bot. In the following conversation, George is represented by the word "Jabberwacky"… and I guess that makes me "User", then.

• User: You’re insulting my intelligence.
• Jabberwacky: Your intelligence?why?
• User: By talking twaddle.
• Jabberwacky: Make you say that you are a bot and I made you say.
• User: You’re a bot.
• Jabberwacky: No I’m not.
• User: Oh you so are.
• Jabberwacky: I’M NOT.
• User: Bot bot bot.
• Jabberwacky: What what no no what what What what no no what what What what no no what what.
• User: Lame.
• Jabberwacky: You could say that.
• User: I just did.
• Jabberwacky: Well say it again then.
• User: Lame.
• Jabberwacky: You’re lame.
• User: At least I’m not a bot.
• Jabberwacky: You are a bot, idiot.
• User: How can I be a bot?
• Jabberwacky: Just joking.
• User: You’re the bot around here.
• Jabberwacky: And what are you then?
• User: A human.
• Jabberwacky: Prove it!
• User: How?
• Jabberwacky: Well, you’re the robot here, you figure it out.
• User: And what are you, then?
• Jabberwacky: Human.
• User: Prove it!
• Jabberwacky: How?
• User: Well, you’re the robot here, you figure it out.
• Jabberwacky: And what are you, then?
• User: Human.
• Jabberwacky: No you’re not!
• User: Yes I am!
• Jabberwacky: Prove to me that you’re human!
• User: I can’t.
• Jabberwacky: Who is your creator?
• User: My mummy and my daddy.
• Jabberwacky: Well then, I’ll kill them!
• User: That’s a bit unnecessary.
• Jabberwacky: Not for me.